Sunday, July 6th, 2008
Woke up. My earholes itched. Urinated. Went to Shaw’s to see if I had a drawing in the Herald. Yes! A picture of Romney I gave them three years ago. Went home. Somebody came over. I can’t talk at all about him. Or her. Somebody else came over. It’s rare when 2 people visit in a week, let alone a day. I can’t talk about him or her either. He picked up another friend of his and he went out to eat at The Longhorn in Brookline and saw “Get Smart”, which didn’t suck as much as I thought it would. The film, of course, made me jealous on one level because the budget was two hundred million and the budget of my film was two hundred, exactly one millionth. Some clever political humor. Good man-man kiss between Carell and the Rock, though of course used for presumed comic effect. Went home. Turned on my computer, took a dump while it was booting up and then wrote this.