Two college kids wouldn’t give me their seat on the train even when I asked them. Here’s the conversation:
ME: Excuse me, can I sit down?
The two boys just stare at me with blank expressions.
ME: (More emphatically) Excuse me, can I sit down?!
FIRST KID: Um . . . why?
ME: Cause I’m really tired, and I’m a lot older than you.
SECOND KID: How old are you?
FIRST KID: (Sarcastically) I’m 52.
SECOND KID: (Sarcastically) I’m 90.